"Don't take Engineering advice from a parts counter guy" T-shirt

Finally — a shirt that says what every real engineer has been thinking since the dawn of torque specs.

This unisex tee delivers soft‑as‑logic comfort with a wink of sarcasm. Whether you’re an engineer, a tech, or someone who’s simply tired of hearing questionable mechanical theories from the front desk, this shirt does the talking so you don’t have to.

Made from 100% ring‑spun cotton, it’s lightweight, durable, and designed to survive everything from shop days to design reviews. Double‑stitched neckline and sleeves keep it looking sharp, even when the advice around you… isn’t.

Perfect for:
• Engineers who know better
• Mechanics who’ve heard it all
• Anyone who’s ever stood at a parts counter and thought, “Oh no.”
• Gifting to your favorite sarcastic problem‑solver

Fabric & Fit Highlights:
• 100% ring‑spun cotton (heathers vary)
• Soft, breathable, and built for everyday wear
• 4.5 oz/yd² for that just‑right weight
• Shoulder‑to‑shoulder taping for durability
• Quarter‑turned to avoid center creases
• Sourced responsibly from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala

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